If you had followed your childhood dream, what would you be right now? I said an archaeologist. Izzy said he yearns to be a unicorn.

Not that kind of unicorn. This kind:

That's real, btw. Chupa's mom visited the station the other day and we snapped a pic.

Body Scanner Images:

No pic for you nasty pants. Airports want to use full body scanners to protect us from acts of terrorism on airplanes. It's to keep us safe. But, dang... you can see EVERYTHING!

What food best describes your love life?

This was hilarious! You had the best answers like rice cakes (they are filling but, not satisfying), molten chocolate lava cake (you know why!) and lemons! Izzy said his was like a donut, empty inside and mine was like soft, hot, delicious bread because it's gotta be so quiet no can ever over hear you enjoy it.

Hiding huge purchases from your spouse

A guy we know bought a motorcycle AFTER his wife said not to and has been hiding it for months. Now, he wants to bring it out in the open since it's spring and he can ride it. How does he tell his wife?? You had tons of advice for this guy and some have even been in his shoes.

PIC OF THE DAY:

When cops showed up to see a suspected drug dealer in Vail, Colorado, his doormat said: "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT." The sheriff's spokesman said, his doormat said to come back with a warrant, "So we did." The 45-year-old funny man was arrested for selling cocaine.

Monday Morning Mailbag:

Her best friend that openly admits she is only attracted to married men now wants to move in with her...and her husband!! This girl calls herself "The Specialist" because wrecking homes is her "speciality". Would you let her stay with you and your man just till she "gets back on her feet"?

Should the punishment fit the crime?:

Some judge made a thirteen year old boy spray paint his bootie after he was caught tagging some buildings. Would this kind of justic lessen crime? Wouldn't spray paint sting just a little when squirted in that, uhm, area???

TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!!!! Friday's arrival, we celebrate with the retun of Intern MO! YES! PLUS, at 7:40, its the Week In Review.

You Can Now Buy Ghosts Online!

Now for sale on the internet, you'll now find two vials said to contain the spirits of two ghosts exorcised from a house in New Zealand up for sale. Entitled "Two Captured Ghosts," the lot had reached a top price of nearly $300 on TradeMe, New Zealand's equivalent of eBay. The seller claims the spirits were captured by an exorcist from a spiritual church at a property in Christchurch, New Zealand. One is believed to be the ghost of a man named Les Graham who died in the house in the 1920s. According to the seller, "The other spirit came from when me and my partner stupidly did a Oujia Board. We believe it is a little girl who likes to move things and turn things on and off. The exorcist says she is very strong and if left will get stronger." The auction said the "holy water" in the vials dulled the spirit's energy and put them to sleep. To revive the spirit, the buyer would need to pour the contents into a dish and let it "evaporate into your house''

STUPID VIDEO OF THE DAY

Have you seen Baby GaGa?! It's disturbing......

TODAY'S SHOW!

DID JERMAINE JACKSON'S KIDS TRY TO USE A STUN GUN ON BLANKET???

The Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services paid a visit to KATHERINE JACKSON'S house on Monday night . . . to investigate an incident involving some of her grandchildren and . . . a STUN GUN.

Here's TMZ's version of the story . . .

A few weeks ago, JERMAINE JACKSON'S 13-year-old son Jaafar ordered a STUN GUN online . . . apparently without any adults knowing about it.

Jaafar lives with Katherine, as do several of his cousins . . . including MICHAEL JACKSON'S three kids.

So last week, security at the house heard some kind of commotion on the second floor. When they went to investigate, they found Jaafar trying to use the stun gun on Michael's 7-year-old son, BLANKET. (!!!)

One of the guards confiscated the gun before that could happen and gave it to Katherine, who locked it away.

But somebody . . . we don't know who . . . reported the incident to the Department of Children and Family Services. They paid a visit to the Jackson compound on Monday night, and took the stun gun.

But Katherine's attorney, Adam Streisand, tells a different story.

He admits Jaafar received the stun gun in the mail two weeks ago. Shortly thereafter, Katherine and one of the guards heard the sound of the taser and followed it to a room where they found Jaafar testing it ON A PIECE OF PAPER.

Streisand says, quote, "Mrs. Jackson took control over it and then had it removed from the house. There was no other incident.

"Blanket Jackson never saw or heard the taser. Neither did Paris Jackson. Prince saw the taser in the possession of security. There is no second taser."

(--That's another claim TMZ makes . . . that Jaafar has a second stun gun squirreled away somewhere.)

Katherine's attorney adds, quote, "All of the kids are happy, healthy and wonderful and that is Mrs. Jackson's only objective and concern."

Which poses the question, who would you like to tase?

MOST MISERABLE CITY IN THE U.S.

Cleveland, Ohio, was named "the most miserable city in the United States," according to Forbes. To measure cities' misery, the magazine used income taxes, sales taxes, commute times, violent crime and the win-loss record of the professional sports teams over the past two years. The top 10 most miserable U.S. cities:

Cleveland, Ohio
Stockton, California
Memphis, Tennessee
Detroit, Michigan
Flint, Michigan
Miami, Florida
St. Louis, Missouri
Buffalo, New York
Canton, Ohio
Chicago, Illinois

WHY NOT TO ASK IF YOU LOOK FAT

When a woman asks if her pants make her look fat and you both know she's gained 5 pounds, what goes through his head? Women's Health contributing editor, Larry Smith's answer is: Dread. Hope. Fear. Dread because it's a lose-lose question, no answer is going to make you happy. Hope because when we tell you, "You're beautiful and I love you," we hope you know we mean it, and really hope you won't keep asking. And fear because it's not that 5 pounds is a big deal, we've had ups and downs ourselves and feel lucky that your love isn't calibrated to the scale.

STUPID VIDEO OF THE DAY

You know Izzy loves scarrying people! This old lady made the poor decision of getting in the passenger seat of a race car, and started screaming as soon as the driver hit the gas.