Monday Mornin' Mailbag:

Dear Jinger and izzy,
My husband and I have been married now for three months and already our marriage is in trouble! Two weeks ago my email was messed up so when I needed an email address I used my husband’s. when I asked him for his password, he told me no. I told him we should have each other’s passwords to everything and that nothing should be “off limits”. He refuses to give me any of his email passwords and said that just because we’re married doesn’t mean we’re no longer individuals. He has something to hide or he would not care so much. What should I do??

You had some great advice, including the fact that only the guilty have something to hide! Everyone agreed that this sounded shady and that the least he could do was to open his email account and let her read what he has saved up in there!

Burning Questions about The Opposite Sex:

Why do men hide the tears during sad movies? Why do women insist that men put the seat down? Why do men never refill the toilet paper in the restroom? Why do women insist men put the seat down? These were the questions you asked, while others provided answers that you would only hear here!

IF YOU HAD FIFTY-MILLION DOLLARS

If you had 50,000,000 dollars, who and how, would you take revenge out on someone?

FILL IN THE BLANK!

If Could Really use A Blank Right Now ________________________.

IF YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, BLAME ON IT ON BIOLOGY!

There's a new development in the ever-popular field of adultery today. Claiming "it's not my fault, I'm a sex addict" is straight up 2009. The hot new excuse for 2010 is . . . "it wasn't my fault, BIOLOGY made me do it."

According to Christopher Ryan, who wrote the new book "Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality", one of the biggest reasons a man might cheat is an uncontrollable surge of testosterone.

By the time a man's in his 20s, his testosterone level starts to go down. As it goes down, so does a guy's passion and appetite for life. (--It's why men are so willing to get married and suddenly be cool with trips to light fixture stores.)

But when a man has just a brief conversation with an attractive woman, his testosterone levels spike WAY up.

That spike can confuse the brain . . . and make a guy think he's just fallen in love with someone new. And that can make the guy do something he'd regret later.

TRAIN HORN!

Izzy says he's getting this for his truck! Wait til you see this video of a guy and his train horn scarrying people!

NEVER BUY THIS USED!

Over the weekend, there were TONS of yard sales! What things should you never buy used?!

HAVE YOU EVER PASSED OUT SOMEWHERE STRANGE

This guy wonders into a home, 20 miles from his, and passes out, NAKED, on someone elses couch!!! Where's the weirdest place you've passed out?!

LADIES, IS THIS TRUE?!

Researchers from DePauw University in Indiana have concluded that you can guess the chances your marriage will last based on what you and your spouse looked like in old photographs. People who are pictured smiling in old photos are more likely to be in a successful marriage than the grim and sour-faced. The researchers examined the college yearbook photos of a group of people and rated their smile intensity from one to 10. To judge this, they looked specifically at the stretch of two muscles: the one that pulls up on the mouth and the one that creates wrinkles around the eyes. Of this group, no one who fell in the top 10% of smile intensity had divorced, while almost 25% of those in the bottom 10% of smile intensity had ended their marriage.

STUPID VIDEO OF THE DAY WARFARE WITH CARDBOARD!
Most of the weird videos people put online are amazing because they're amazingly stupid. But some of them are more like well-made short films. And some of them seem BETTER than the crap at the local over-priced multiplex.

For example, there's one on YouTube called "Cardboard Warfare" that's like a scene in a violent action movie. There's no context, almost no dialogue, and the guys in it end up in an incredibly realistic bloody firefight . . . with cardboard guns.

There are grenades, grenade launchers, a giant cardboard machine gun like the one Jesse Ventura rocked in "Predator" . . . even a life-sized cardboard tank.

COCOLA! IT'S FOR MORE THAN DRINKING!

The secret ingredients in Coca-Cola are apparently WAY more MAGICAL than we thought. There's a website called WiseBread about how to live the good life on the cheap, and they put together a list of 51 different uses for Coca-Cola.

Some are obvious, like cooking with it or relieving an upset stomach. But some of them are crazy . . . like removing blood stands, curing a jellyfish sting, moisturizing your skin, cleaning tile grout, and curling your hair.

Check out all 51 by going to wisebread.com and searching for "51 uses for Coca-Cola."

Coca-Cola CLEANS!

LONGEST TONGUE VIDEO

A 20-year-old actor in Los Angeles has the longest tongue in the U.S. It measures 3.5 inches, and he can do TRICKS with it, like licking his lower EYELIDS and licking the end of his elbow . . . which is a lot harder than it sounds.

Stephen Dorff. He's an actor, he was in "Blade" but, enough of that. The is Stephen Dorff and his abs playing in the misty spray of the ocean. And, he has a cute dog. That is all we really need to know for the moment, don't you think?